- May 2012 (11)
- 20: India to become a “cartoon-free” zone by 2020, as govt vows to root out cartoonism (5)
- 18: The “Dirty and Soggy” Intimate Wash! (1)
- 18: Travelling with the Indian Railways: At the Cusp of Life and Death (0)
- 16: Scared by Idea ad with Abhishek Bachchan in Heaven, man chooses Hell as his after-death destination (1)
- 15: Inspired by Kareena’s Limca ad, state cricketer drinks Limca non-stop for two days (0)
- 08: Bridegroom Fair: Greedy parents find ‘legal’ way to get dowry, as costly grooms go for sale in Delhi (2)
- 07: 5-yr term of govt set to be made ‘shorter’; new rule calls for fresh elections after just 100 scams (1)
- 06: [Sunday Magazine] What if we had a matriarchal society? (2)
- 05: Sourav Ganguly sits out of Kolkata–Pune IPL match, goes to childhood barber for haircut (0)
- 03: Govt plans to have dirt biking competitions, since Indian roads are “well-suited” for them (0)
- 01: 6 Awesome Ways to Treat the Idiots who Pee in Public! (2)
- April 2012 (19)
- 29: Congress confused over where to nominate Poonam Pandey: Rajya Sabha or Rashtrapati Bhawan? (0)
- 25: Matrimonial website starts competitive exam to choose life-partner; toppers get scholarships for dowry (6)
- 22: [Sunday Magazine] Stop Creating Hell, Oh Smoker Guy! (0)
- 22: New video shows BJP MLAs watching morphed sex video of Abhishek Manu Singhvi (0)
- 21: The Timeless debate over Narendra Modi on Time’s Cover Page (0)
- 20: Man gang-bitten by wild dogs in Gurgaon; police blame him for wearing short clothes (28)
- 17: The Costliest City: Zurich Taunts Mumbai! (1)
- 16: Mumbai Student Sues for Bad Conversation; Case Rejected (0)
- 14: The Importance of Being Zardari, the Self-Invited Guest (0)
- 13: The Chestnut Tree Café—Stop For a Snack to Stab Your Friend in the Back (2)
- 12: After Hindi debates at Yale, Raj Thackeray demands Marathi debating in US colleges (0)
- 11: शोक-सन्देश: IIT की संयुक्त प्रवेश परीक्षा (JEE) का 52 वर्ष की उम्र में निधन (0)
- 08: Just After IIT-JEE, Pune Students Rush to Get Ringside View of Cheerleaders At IPL Match (4)
- 07: Narendra Modi Portrayed As A Rock Artist In BJP Advertisement (2)
- 06: Chetan Bhagat versus Baba Ramdev: Will Kapalbhati Revolutionise 2020? (4)
- 04: Indian Economy Strangled by the Pazis and the Hitler Didi from Bengal (0)
- 02: On April Fools Day, Facebook fools everyone by switching to Orkut beach theme (2)
- 02: Boy Falls Into Dirty River Yamuna, Comes Out With Mutant Powers (2)
- 01: Angry Kapil Sibal Blasts NTMN in His Letter (3)
- March 2012 (18)
- 31: PRISONSTAR: The Raja Bhaiya Film (1)
- 30: Team India Arrives In S. Africa To Collect Match Fees, Take Next Flight Home (2)
- 28: 2 Samajwadi Party Men Arrested For Eve-Teasing the Real Mayawati, Mistaking Her for a Statue (0)
- 26: The Neanderthal Strikes Back – Fighting Rhyme and the Forces of Reason (10)
- 26: The Secret Behind Indian Bowling (0)
- 25: Rahul Gandhi and His Secret Conversation With Intelligent Siri (0)
- 24: Woes of a pen (5)
- 24: After 4 Days of Street-Fight, Both Fighting Men Forget Why They Started Fighting (0)
- 23: Kapil Sibal: Bonus marks for girls in IIMs can cause rise in male infanticide in future (1)
- 12: A year spent waiting for the 100th ton from Sachin, Google dedicates doodle for his 99th (3)
- 12: [NTMN Videos] A Tribute to Rahul Dravid! (2)
- 10: Revealed: The Two Chogas of Indian Politics (15)
- 09: [NTMN Election Analysis] All That Paid Off In The Business of Polls (4)
- 08: [Women's Day Special] The Tale of Three Men (7)
- 07: What happens in Rio: Presidential aide reveals shocking truths! (4)
- 05: Selectors recall Bhuvan to Team India: Expectation versus Reality (4)
- 04: [Photography] The Best of A Pensive Polaroid | #4 (0)
- 03: Student who wrote gibberish in exam, says he got inspired from foreign textbooks (5)
- February 2012 (14)
- 26: Women are Complex: What Being A Woman Means (25)
- 25: [Snippets & Views] Manoj Tiwary retires from ODI cricket before Sachin Tendulkar (5)
- 23: This guy admits he uses earphones even if there are no songs playing, just to look cool (2)
- 15: Mobocracy: The Stark Reality of Democracy Today (1)
- 14: Salman Khurshid LAWYERED by Digvijay Singh (1)
- 13: Khurshid: Sonia cried at the death of terrorists after 2001 Parliament attack; Digvijay denies (1)
- 10: 3 Karnataka Ministers Caught Talking About Issues While Rest of the Assembly Watches Porn (2)
- 09: Chocolate Day: Shiv Sena punishes youth eating chocolate like in the Cadbury Silk advertisement (3)
- 07: Fresh Indo-Pak peace talks to begin soon, after Pakistan beat England 3–0 (0)
- 07: [Photography] The Best of A Pensive Polaroid | #3 (0)
- 05: Rahul Gandhi Forms The Chronic Bachelors Brigade for Others Like Him (0)
- 03: [Special] At the Funeral of Humanity: Lend Me Your Ears! (3)
- 02: Chetan Bhagat and Co. vs. The Elite Readers Who Love to Hate Them (0)
- 01: पर चलो फिलहाल सोते हैं (0)
- January 2012 (19)
- 30: Illiterates At Their Best, At Jaipur Literary Fest (1)
- 27: Terrorists cancel bomb blast plans, after very few Indians bother to turn up at Republic Day functions (4)
- 26: India, My Country: Patriotism in a Land of Diversity and Ironies (1)
- 26: How to Become a REAL Indian | Indians, Ripped Apart (1)
- 22: How to Make a Bollywood Movie | Bollywood Ripped Apart (1)
- 22: [Photography] The Best of A Pensive Polaroid | #2 (1)
- 21: Celebs start using the products they endorse, end up badly affected (3)
- 18: After Wikipedia blackout, students convince teacher to postpone project submission deadline (1)
- 17: Delhi: The Way It Has Changed, The Way It Has Progressed (37)
- 15: New start-up by IIT alumnus to help couples get the most awesome IITian sperms (20)
- 14: How to Lecture on Anything and Everything | Writing a How To Guide (2)
- 14: [Photography] The Best of A Pensive Polaroid | #1 (0)
- 13: Traditional Indian Customs, Ripped Apart (0)
- 11: Narendra Modi dumps BJP, joins Congress to earn secular tag without having to be secular (14)
- 10: VHP activists express demand to measure chiknahat of Chikni Chameli (1)
- 09: Mysterious Message from the Future Creates Buzz on the Internet (3)
- 06: South Delhi Girls Create Explosion of Words, 6 Injured; Several Report Hearing Loss (1)
- 04: For Whom The Bell Tolls: Mayawati Invites Grooms for Marriage (4)
- 02: The Emoticon :P, Ripped Apart | Its Various Crazy Uses on Chatting (2)
- December 2011 (26)
- 31: NTMN Says Goodbye to 2011, and Predicts the News of 2012 (3)
- 30: Lalu Yadav’s Funny Parliament Speech (Chipmunk Version) (0)
- 29: Pakistan bans flash mobs (0)
- 28: [Birthday Special] NTMN Editor, Ripped Apart (7)
- 27: Student Found With Working Brain Even After 4 Years of Engineering, Scientists Call It A Miracle (1)
- 26: [Picture Story] Santa amid the Disoriented Movement (0)
- 26: What celebs have to say about the End of the World (1)
- 25: What do our celebs desperately want from Santa this Christmas? (0)
- 24: Anna–PM kiss on Benetton X-mas Special Unhate ad; nation stunned (0)
- 22: Maids copyright their names, fearing Bollywood item numbers might use them next (0)
- 21: We do the same thing that you do in your fests: Scamster Uncle Writes to College Students (2)
- 19: UPA-II: A Government of Wrong Times or the Wrong Government of Our Times?! (0)
- 17: How to get your friend request accepted by that girl — a B.Flirt. degree coming soon (6)
- 16: So, does Sachin Tendulkar deserve the Bharat Ratna? Two perspectives… (28)
- 15: [Picture Story] The After-Effects of The Dirty Picture (2)
- 14: Youth suggests elusive God Particle could be inside Sachin Tendulkar (0)
- 13: एक पन्ना भारत माँ की डायरी का (4)
- 12: Google dedicates doodle to Rajinikanth on his birthday (1)
- 12: All problems disappear on Rajinikanth`s birthday; Indians celebrate, PM found awake (1)
- 11: Some Honorary Men and Women, Ripped Apart (2)
- 11: Nobel Prize for Peace — Probably Not Sufficiently Noble (0)
- 10: The Last Uncensored Video That Maligns the UPA | R.I.P. Freedom of Speech (0)
- 08: Sheila Dikshit spends a day as ordinary Delhi woman, city men leave her dumbfounded (5)
- 07: Six Reasons Why IITs Need to Take a Backseat (20)
- 06: Kapil Sibal Shares His Pain: All That Has Not Been Said Yet (4)
- 03: Where have we been… in case it mattered. (0)
- November 2011 (8)
- 27: Why News That Matters Not Actually Matters (2)
- 24: Out of news for long, frustrated Rakhi Sawant jumps into borewell (1)
- 14: Happy Children’s Day: Day of Happy Children Only? — Open Letter by a Deprived Child (16)
- 11: Gilani sent dialogue guidelines to Manmohan before meeting at SAARC summit (1)
- 10: [Columns] Breaking the Myths about Engineering (4)
- 04: Digvijay Singh accuses Sonia, Manmohan of being RSS agents (0)
- 03: Salman Butt, Aamer and Asif on Idea ad campaign for keeping cricket clean (1)
- 01: Passenger with both legs in air defies gravity, manages to hold on to crowded DTC bus (3)
- October 2011 (18)
- 29: Heavy metal band resorts to vandalism after audience fails to turn up at concert for 4 hours (0)
- 28: Kasab to run for elections, cites tainted CVs of Indian ministers as inspiration (0)
- 28: [Picture Story] The Indian Grand Prix—the race, some ladies and old Chachas (0)
- 27: On Diwali, PM bursts bomb at Red Fort to symbolise end of problems, announces new UPA reforms (0)
- 25: Shah Rukh Khan throws chappals at Team Anna for promotion of Ra.One (2)
- 24: [Movie Poster] This Diwali, Ra.One has competition from movie featuring superhero Mayawati the Dictator (0)
- 21: Placebo Politics, and that Elusive Cure to Our Problems (0)
- 19: Unhappy with key members leaving, Anna Hazare quits Team Anna (0)
- 16: Innovative Business Plan: Beggar plans to produce babies to beg more, earn more (2)
- 12: Congress leaders in Fancy-Dress costumes at Prime Minister’s Birthday Party (1)
- 11: If not in the IITs, where are the best brains of our country? (68)
- 09: Ancient practice of Hookah-smoking coolest fad for today’s so-very-intelligent youth: Survey (1)
- 07: English cricket team found as Death Eaters just before the India series (0)
- 06: The Cheers and Cheerleaders of the English Summer
- 05: After Sibal’s Tablet, Health Ministry to issue free contraceptive tablets to teenage students (1)
- 04: Google has a special animated doodle to celebrate Mayawati’s great spirit (2)
- 03: Indian judiciary to be assisted by Chidambaram on how to “close matters” quickly (0)
- 01: A Tax-Free India | Taxing, the Indian Way (0)
- September 2011 (14)
- 30: Kindle vs iPad | Kindle’s Revenge (0)
- 25: The 2050 Newspaper: Petrol, Terror Threats, Reservations, Sachin, Harry Potter, Chhayavati’s Private Jet, Rajnikanth, and more (1)
- 21: New reality show “Sawaal 32 Ka” challenges Planning Commission members to survive on Rs 32 a day (2)
- 20: Newspaper Advertisements Ripped Apart (0)
- 18: On Scrapping the JEE: Are We Moving to the End of Brand IIT? (46)
- 17: Airlines refuse to carry Team India; Maya’s private jet to carry cricketers with British footwear (3)
- 11: Times of India website becomes cleaner, all obscene content shifted to 1st page of print edition (1)
- 08: New public heroes and villains signed up as new brand ambassadors (0)
- 04: [4 Sept] Contrapunto | All That The Headlines Didn’t Say (0)
- 04: [Columns] Some Myths Teachers Have About Us: An Open Letter to All Our Teachers (2)
- 04: Cabinet ministers declared below poverty line, benefit schemes rolled out for upliftment (1)
- 03: Donkeys slam Nasser Hussain for comparing them with Indian cricketers (3)
- 02: Scared of RTI, BCCI shifts base to South Africa to continue spoiling cricket peacefully (0)
- 01: Sonia Gandhi caught on camera ‘holidaying’ in Switzerland (3)
- August 2011 (32)
- 29: The Uncomfortable Truth: Why India will never be the “Golden Bird” again (5)
- 28: [28 Aug] Contrapunto | All That The Headlines Didn’t Say (0)
- 28: [Columns] Queuing Up At An Indian Counter—Lekin ‘Queue’?! (1)
- 27: Afzal Guru, Kasab may be hanged after their deaths, assures President Patil (1)
- 25: No Monarchy: Ready to Paint it Red! (0)
- 23: Girl writes her name in Hindi for the first time since Class X board exam, feels ecstatic (1)
- 22: India: A Story of Its Diversity (0)
- 21: Indians sign pact with Hindi calendar; every festival to fall on a Monday or Friday from next year (0)
- 19: Anna Fast Fast Becoming A Bane For The Fitness Industry (0)
- 19: English team decides to gift the fourth Test to India (0)
- 19: The Anna phenomenon—a nightmare for some businesses, booster for some! (0)
- 18: The State of Indian Batting: Down and Out (1)
- 18: A seven-pointer, NOT in support of Anna, for a change (25)
- 17: Lokpal Bill Issue to be solved through a Test match between government and Team Anna (0)
- 17: President Obama threatens to nuke S&P, wants his ‘A’ back (1)
- 15: [Poem] Independence: Far, Far Away (1)
- 15: Freedom becomes taxable for every citizen from this I-Day, announces Prime Minister (2)
- 14: Here is Congress’s gift for you this Independence Day: A Monarchy called India (0)
- 14: Google’s special I-Day doodle showing India’s true face banned by government (5)
- 14: Team India—A Bunch of Modern-Day Slaves (0)
- 12: “Indians who love other Indians” declared a minority group; report proposes aarakshan for them (0)
- 11: What Was Planned Inside Congress’ Secret Dungeon: Here It Is (0)
- 11: Team Anna has no option but to bribe Delhi Police, to let them protest peacefully (8)
- 10: Riots in London after Mayawati is arrested for bribing Madame Tussauds officials (4)
- 09: [Columns] The Madhouse of Status Updates (1)
- 08: To prevent crime against women, burqas made compulsory at all public places (5)
- 07: The Anti-Corruption Movement, Ripped Apart (7)
- 06: Another suicide at IIT Bombay forces authorities to rethink academic policies (13)
- 05: Five Point Manmohan: This one’s for the Prime Minister (9)
- 03: Most roadside fast food sellers wouldn’t consume their own food, even if hungry, says survey (1)
- 02: This rainy season, MCD has plans in place to Venicify Delhi (0)
- 01: Doctor renames small clinic as “private charitable hospital”, becomes very rich (0)
- July 2011 (17)
- 27: Indian politicians least depressed in the world, says WHO report (0)
- 26: The Pledge You Take, Ripped Apart (2)
- 24: Most jobless Indians to turn into entrepreneurs in the next 10 years, says study (0)
- 22: A 10-year-old girl’s letter to Sheila Dikshit (21)
- 21: Hindi news channel rubbishes phone hacking charges, claims it just makes up stories (0)
- 19: Woman: A Complement, or a Commodity to Man? (12)
- 17: Satire-writers admit they just pretend to be writing for purposes like changing the society (0)
- 15: On all those who shall do everything (?) to protect us from terrorists (0)
- 15: NTMN Picture Story #22 | The Big Reshuffle (4)
- 14: Media that talks of the spirit of Mumbai, unable to put life back in the dead (3)
- 11: NTMN Picture Story #21 | Cut-off and Doping, Failure and Felony (3)
- 09: Dalit family refuses to serve dinner to Rahul Gandhi, citing high food prices (2)
- 08: NTMN Videos | A GTalk chat between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh (4)
- 05: IITs to have reservation for girls to prevent the disease of homosexuality (31)
- 04: Google has a special animated Doodle to show Facebook its right place (11)
- 03: Shaktimaan Ripped-Apart | Sorry (for you), Shaktimaan (22)
- 02: Airtel comes up with SMS subscription pack for Daily Yoga & Exercise while sitting at home (1)
- June 2011 (21)
- 29: Inter-departmental course combining Medicine and Astrology, set to break placement records (0)
- 27: A Short Story of an Indian Engineer | A Talent, Undone (10)
- 26: NTMN Picture Story #20 | The Donkey under the Lokpal ambit (0)
- 25: Youngster blames discrimination by govt for uneven distribution of rains (3)
- 23: Facebook to be banned in India; government launches its own replacement (73)
- 21: Chetan Bhagat: A Ripped-Apart Author Review (73)
- 20: Uninterested in technical stuff, student corrects teacher’s grammar during viva (2)
- 19: NTMN Picture Story #19 | Manmohan Singh and his Farmville (0)
- 19: Being an Average Indian Politician (0)
- 18: Luck beats Talent: Delhi University and its 100% mischief (7)
- 17: A Rant on Cricoholics (3)
- 16: NTMN Picture Story #18 | Anna, Baba, and the Enemy (4)
- 15: Killer Khaps: Trying to Reason with a Khaptain | An Interview (5)
- 13: Branch divide among engg students: CSE, ECE students treat ENE, Biotech students badly (4)
- 11: NTMN Picture Story #17 | The Middle Finger from Congress (0)
- 10: Fasting—the Modern-Day Brahmastra (31)
- 09: Not on JEE merit list, student goes on fast to force IITs to take him (148)
- 07: NTMN Picture Story #16 | Cleaning the Shit: Baba Ramdev & Co. (0)
- 06: Aftermath of JEE results—Opinions, Reactions, Responses from Each and Every One (2)
- 05: UPA to catch people having dreams of revolution, plans to lathicharge them in their sleep itself (4)
- 04: “Huge IIPM ad grew in size, started coming out of newspaper,” terrified student narrates his experience (13)
- May 2011 (16)
- 31: NTMN Picture Story #15 | The Best Brains Drained (2)
- 29: The Ladies’ Seat. We have the reason to ask for one! (20)
- 27: Indian media gives away awards to people who made news and enhanced TRPs (0)
- 22: [Columns] The Idea Factory (8)
- 21: NTMN Picture Story #14 | A footballer’s pastime (2)
- 20: Youth icon Rahul Gandhi admits immaturity, opts for “kids’ icon” status (1)
- 17: Lord Voldemort Ripped-Apart (An Interview) (4)
- 15: Furious with fuel price-hike, man scolds poor PM at press conference (0)
- 13: An institute to help you throw shoes at politicians without missing the aim (1)
- 10: NTMN Videos | Barack Obama issues video to Al-Qaeda: “I’ve killed your daddy!” (1)
- 09: Journalist manages to fulfill dream of interviewing Osama once in lifetime (1)
- 07: Govt to sit on fast unto death, if Anna Hazare doesn’t drop the idea of Lokpal Bill (2)
- 06: Being Muammar Gaddafi (0)
- 05: SRK reveals he helped Ganguly get back in IPL to weaken Pune team (0)
- 03: Six reasons why India should be called a Developed Nation (7)
- 02: NTMN Picture Story #13 | The Royal Wedding (0)
- April 2011 (22)
- 30: After watching Royal Wedding, Indian groom asks pandit to hurry up with his marriage customs (4)
- 29: Being Mamata Banerjee (6)
- 25: [Columns] The Great Indian Television Comedy (7)
- 24: Engineering students told to go to bed early; govt issues night-time rules (131)
- 22: NTMN Picture Story #12 | Anna as Hanuman (1)
- 22: PETA sues Man vs Wild host Bear Grylls for endangering snake species (7)
- 21: NTMN Picture Story #11 | The Lonely PM (0)
- 19: UPA wins cricket match against common men, to show they are capable (4)
- 17: Sachin’s much-awaited 100th century may bring natural calamities, say astrologers (3)
- 16: Govt is toying with 2G matter too much, only to cover other bigger scams: BJP (2)
- 15: Preity Zinta in shock after team’s good performance in IPL-4 (0)
- 15: Being Kamaal R. Khan (8)
- 14: NTMN Picture Story #10 | Anna-fluence (2)
- 13: DGCA refuses to remove fake pilots, issues guidelines for flyers instead (0)
- 12: The Scam Company (12)
- 09: The hen-house (12)
- 06: Congress accuses Julian Assange of being a secret BJP leader (1)
- 05: New strategy set to have only trained scamsters in the government (2)
- 05: NTMN Picture Story #9 | ‘Coz Sri Lanka Also Bleed Blue (2)
- 04: Comical Life | April 4 (0)
- 04: NTMN Picture Story #8 | Kitne Aadmi The? (0)
- 03: India to spend millions of dollars on anti-ageing potion for Sachin Tendulkar (0)
- March 2011 (10)
- 31: On Poonam Pandey, and How an Idea Can Change Your Life (8)
- 28: Meira Kumar recruits school-teachers to help tackle unruly MPs (15)
- 27: [Columns] Let’s eat cricket! — Indian Cricketers for Dinner Tonight! (48)
- 24: Men in Blue fake injuries to be able to watch quarterfinal on TV, like whole of India (0)
- 12: The Evening Edition | 03/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 12: NTMN Picture Story #7 | All for the World Cup (2)
- 09: Village men take a day off from domestic violence to celebrate Women’s Day (2)
- 06: NTMN Picture Story #6 | Making of the Budget 2011-2012 (1)
- 05: Being Sharad Pawar (0)
- 02: ICC makes iron boots compulsory for batsmen facing Lasith Malinga (4)
- February 2011 (16)
- 28: Cricket fan, glued to India TV cricket coverage for 7 days, finally took break during India-England match (0)
- 26: NTMN Picture Story #5 | Pontingophilia (2)
- 25: Rail Budget: Railway food to have cigarette-like statutory warning, among other announcements (12)
- 24: If Ramdev has any problem, he should invent a fairness cream for the “black” money: Congress (4)
- 22: To irritate fans more, World Cup 2015 will have more minnows than good teams (0)
- 21: NTMN Picture Story #4 | In Hosni Mubarak–unoccupied Egypt (0)
- 18: One Quack, Two Hoots and a Bucketful of Tears — the Lame Duck Speech (2)
- 16: India lets off Pakistani mass murderer just for the sake of Indo-Pak peace process (1)
- 15: NTMN Picture Story #3 | A World That Survives on MMS Clips (0)
- 14: NTMN Picture Story #2 | Love Can Bring Governments Down (0)
- 14: The Scandal That Never Was (2)
- 13: NTMN Picture Story #1 | When Flattery Nails the Deal (0)
- 10: Kasab`s kids to be counted in advance for 2021 Census (1)
- 08: The Evening Edition | 02/08/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 04: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Barbie (2)
- 01: Liking an idiotic Facebook page makes actress “Breaking News” material for news channel (1)
- January 2011 (20)
- 31: By 2020, parents will be sending little kids for five tuition classes a day (0)
- 30: Even arranged marriages can end up with couples falling in love, says survey (2)
- 29: ProblemAtique #10 | Chachi and the guy who wants to have a sense of humour (1)
- 28: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Sheila aka Katrina Kaif (1)
- 26: Reliance declares its network will not improve even after launching 3G (0)
- 24: UPA allows BJP to hoist an Italian flag at Lal Chowk on Republic Day (1)
- 24: The Evening Edition | 01/24/2011 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 22: WikiLeaks reveals details of interesting resolutions taken during Congress plenary session (2)
- 18: The Untold Story of the Great Indian Reservation (33)
- 16: Humans undergo massive change in characteristics after new Zodiac chart comes out (3)
- 16: अब महंगाई रुकेगी (0)
- 14: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Saloni Daini (5)
- 13: Auction of Emotions: Rich Indians win Happiness and Joy; Conscience, Morality go unsold (1)
- 09: On a Time Machine with IPL, to the year 2084 (5)
- 08: ProblemAtique #9 | Chachi and the boy who wants to eat more and more (1)
- 08: Joginder Sharma recalled for World Cup as “surprise package” in Indian team (3)
- 07: Young writer following the Chetan Bhagat model loses all female friends (6)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 01/06/2011 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 04: Kaamwalis dearer to women than their husbands, says survey (1)
- 01: [Columns] Resolutions for the Revolution # 2011 (39)
- December 2010 (29)
- 30: The Evening Edition | 12/30/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 30: Rising food prices a process towards an obesity-free India, says government (0)
- 29: Dhoni lashes out at media, denies Durban win is a New Year gift for fans (0)
- 26: सिंगिंग रिअलिटी शो ला रा लप्पा ला का फिनाले (0)
- 25: Girl dumps boyfriend for staring at semi-nude actress photos in Delhi Times (3)
- 24: The Evening Edition | 12/24/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 24: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Santa Claus (0)
- 22: Sharad Pawar promises he will discuss onion prices with all cricket boards (9)
- 20: Sachin Tendulkar to donate half of his runs to lesser batsmen and charity (0)
- 18: The Evening Edition | 12/18/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 18: Comical Life | December 18 (0)
- 17: Indian news channels create hundreds of fake Twitter accounts daily (4)
- 15: [Columns] A Face-off with Facebook (74)
- 14: Stupid cricket fan raises funds to urge Shane Warne to go back to his wife (0)
- 13: [Columns] Men — the Break Before Humanity! (34)
- 13: The Evening Edition | 12/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 12: हाँ, याद आया…. (0)
- 11: Public Parody: Best Submissions #2 (0)
- 11: ProblemAtique #8 | The guy who is single even after sending 20000 FB friend requests (7)
- 10: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Adam Sandler (2)
- 10: With nothing to do, Parliament discusses giving citizens Right to Hot Water during winters (1)
- 07: CBI website hacked by Musharraf with help from Ramalinga Raju to avenge visa refusal (0)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 12/06/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (1)
- 05: Zardari to celebrate Anti-Corruption Day this Thursday | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Dec 06 – Sunday Dec 12 (0)
- 04: [Columns] Girls — A Welcome Break From Humanity! (204)
- 04: Comical Life | December 4 (0)
- 03: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Lalu Prasad Yadav (4)
- 03: Delhi not at all unsafe: Men unanimously declare Delhi as the safest city in India (6)
- 02: RGV offers Kasab to play himself in movie on 26/11 attacks (0)
- November 2010 (28)
- 30: On TV show, A Raja and Arundhati Roy trace their insanity to the previous birth (3)
- 29: Indian PM injured during basketball game; media calls him “irresponsible” (2)
- 28: The Ballad of Rowling | J. K. Rowling Ripped-Apart (4)
- 28: Celebrating a Year of NTMN — Special Anniversary Post (0)
- 28: The World Looks Up and Salutes NTMN as we turn ONE! — “You are a Gawdsend.” (0)
- 26: Atpati Beauty — How to look like S Sreesanth (3)
- 24: The Evening Edition | 11/24/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 21: [Columns] Examination Fever (71)
- 21: Public Parody: Best Submissions #1 (0)
- 21: Interesting week for students taking exams | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Nov 22 – Sunday Nov 28 (3)
- 21: Comical Life | November 20 (4)
- 20: PM wakes up from sleep after 6 years, as nation cheers with pomp and show (9)
- 18: The Evening Edition | 11/18/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 17: [Columns] On a Train of Thoughts with a one-way Ticket to Hell!! (31)
- 14: You could end up joining an incest survivor group this Thursday | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Nov 15 – Sunday Nov 21 (0)
- 14: City kids come out with Adults Pride Parade to demand adult rights (0)
- 13: ProblemAtique #7 | A furious girl and the Chachi, about IIT boys (1)
- 12: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Jim Carrey (1)
- 12: The Evening Edition | 11/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 11: Zulqarnain Haider all set to begin retirement life with stint at Bigg Boss (0)
- 09: Pakistani wicketkeeper vanishes from behind stumps on live TV during ODI (2)
- 07: Your flashy shirt will burn retinas of people | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Nov 8 – Sunday Nov 14 (0)
- 07: दिवाली, मिठाइयाँ और सिंथेटिक प्रगति (0)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 11/06/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 06: Comical Life | November 6 (0)
- 05: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Lady Gaga (12)
- 03: 100 kg of Diwali greeting cards found to be contaminated with fake wishes (3)
- 02: Boy smashes TV set after watching Comedy Circus (13)
- October 2010 (36)
- 31: BEST OF OCTOBER 2010 (0)
- 31: Astro-Anjaan | Monday 1 Nov – Sunday 7 Nov (3)
- 30: Lipstick competition at IIT-Roorkee — a Guidebook on How to React to it (614)
- 30: ProblemAtique #6 | Chachi and the girl who suffers from staring Romeos (1)
- 29: Atpati Beauty — How to look like Rakhi Sawant (3)
- 29: New bill in Parliament declares everything uttered by Arundhati Roy as void and senseless (8)
- 28: Should Euthanasia and Homosexuality be Legal? — Rakhi gives her verdict (4)
- 27: Unmarried boy forced to marry and divorce after he jokingly typed talaq thrice while chatting (10)
- 25: The Evening Edition | 10/24/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 24: Don’t trust any of your farts this Wednesday | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Oct 25 – Sunday Oct 31 (0)
- 24: टैलेंट की नदी खतरे के निशान से ऊपर बह रही है (0)
- 23: Comical Life | October 23 (2)
- 22: Kasab refuses to pee and spit on anything other than the video camera (0)
- 22: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Robert Pattinson (7)
- 21: In third year of college, this nerd has no idea where the canteen is (2)
- 19: The Alternate Profession | Some Ripped-Apart Celebrity Reviews (6)
- 18: The Evening Edition | 10/18/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 17: You will urinate whole day this Wednesday | Astro-Anjaan: Monday 18 Oct – Sunday 24 Oct (4)
- 17: Fearful of ridiculous verdicts on Rakhi ka Insaaf, govt bans bulk SMSes (2)
- 16: ProblemAtique #5 | Chachi and the lack of hot girls in IITs (21)
- 15: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Darsheel Safary (0)
- 13: KBC New Lifeline: Contestant asks expert for compensation after losing game due to wrong advice (3)
- 12: The Evening Edition | 10/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 12: CWG ticket scam: tickets distributed to mosquitoes in large numbers (1)
- 11: Swimmer admits he has never been to a zoo; so can not identify a monkey (0)
- 10: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 11 Oct – Sunday 17 Oct (6)
- 10: कलमाडी की वजह से सोना सस्ता हुआ… (2)
- 09: Comical Life | October 9 (6)
- 09: Pakistani athletes unhappy about excessive cleanliness in Games Village (11)
- 08: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Tanushree Dutta (0)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 10/06/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 05: Devoted blogger commits suicide as part of his research for a blogpost on death (4)
- 03: Security tightened after man is found staring at white-skinned athletes ahead of Games opening (0)
- 02: ProblemAtique #4 | The Boy Who Found His Primary School Crush on Facebook (1)
- 01: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Chulbul Pandey (2)
- 01: BEST OF SEPTEMBER 2010 (0)
- September 2010 (25)
- 30: The Evening Edition | 09/30/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 28: If I were the Queen, I would have sent my statues to declare the Games open: Mayawati (2)
- 26: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 27 Sept – Sunday 3 Oct (0)
- 25: Govt hires Sanjay Dutt to solve Kashmir problem in 3 hours, as he did in Lamhaa (0)
- 25: Comical Life | September 25 (0)
- 24: The Evening Edition | 09/24/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 22: Yes, dogs sleep on the beds in our house, confirms Lalit Bhanot’s family (0)
- 20: Clever Zandu Balm attacks Himani Fast Relief, suggests new lyrics — Himani Badnaam Hui (3)
- 19: The Evening Edition | 09/18/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (2)
- 18: ProblemAtique #3 | Chachi and the lady whose son uses the cellphone too much (0)
- 18: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Kareena Kapoor (0)
- 16: Burqa ban in France worries woman who wore a veil just to hide her ugly face (2)
- 14: An Open Letter to Kapil Sibal — Union Minister for Human Resource Degradation (381)
- 12: The Evening Edition | 09/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 11: Comical Life | September 11 (0)
- 10: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Marilyn Monroe (0)
- 10: India-Pak govts mull over making peace with tennis racquets in hand (2)
- 07: Enjoy the CWG in Indian flavour, says Mike Hooper in open letter to Indian common man (6)
- 07: The Funniest Facebook Apps We Need (40)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 09/06/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 05: If someone is peeing on the wall, smack them from behind | Astro-Anjaan (6 Sep – 12 Sep) (0)
- 05: Floods just a gimmick to get aid money, as our cricketers were dying — Pak Prez Zardari (0)
- 04: ProblemAtique #2 | Chachi and the woman whose kids fight a lot (2)
- 03: Atpati Beauty — how to look like Priyanka Chopra (0)
- 03: With help of supporters, Raj Thackeray beats up wife for speaking in Hindi at home (0)
- August 2010 (25)
- 31: BEST OF AUGUST 2010 (0)
- 31: Experts insist PCB should pick a new team that can fix matches without getting caught (0)
- 30: The Evening Edition | 08/30/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 29: Death of your parrot will put you in a coma | Astro-Anjaan (30 Aug – 5 Sep) (3)
- 27: Atpati Beauty – how to look like Tusshar Kapoor (0)
- 26: Five reasons why the Great Indian MP does indeed deserve a salary hike (10)
- 24: The Evening Edition | 08/24/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (2)
- 22: Use room freshener instead of deodorant | Astro-Anjaan (23 Aug – 29 Aug) (0)
- 21: ProblemAtique #1 | Chachi and the man in love with his daughter’s friend (0)
- 20: Atpati Beauty – how to look like Rani Mukherjee (3)
- 19: Selected contestants of Sony TV entertainment show to get free mental treatment (0)
- 18: The Evening Edition | 08/18/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 17: Schoolboy blames faulty Facebook chat for not completing his homework (0)
- 15: Laughing Buddha will make you laugh, not lucky | Astro-Anjaan (16 Aug – 22 Aug) (0)
- 13: Atpati Beauty – how to look like Tom Cruise (0)
- 13: Witches celebrate their guest appearance as item girls in the song Mehangai Daayan (2)
- 12: The Evening Edition | 08/12/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 11: Primary school students go on mass bunk – teachers, parents shocked (0)
- 08: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 9 Aug – Sunday 15 Aug (0)
- 07: Common Man asked to train for CWG, as more athletes refuse to come to India (1)
- 06: Atpati Beauty – how to look like Angelina Jolie (7)
- 06: The Evening Edition | 08/06/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 04: After astonishing discovery by Raj Thackeray, scientists divided about real cause of malaria (1)
- 03: Fed up of female partners, Rahul Mahajan decides to now try marrying a boy (0)
- 01: The Evening Edition | 08/01/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (1)
- July 2010 (20)
- 31: BEST OF JULY 2010 (0)
- 31: Enid Blahton: A Ripped-Apart Author Review (1)
- 29: Amit Shah put in deluxe cottage in luxury jail: NTMN’s exclusive inside scoop (1)
- 27: The Evening Edition | 07/27/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (1)
- 26: Ud Ja Saale – a talent hunt in Mumbai, that will make a pilot out of every aam aadmi (2)
- 25: Govt officer caught taking bribe from son to sign on his poor report card (0)
- 24: Jyoti Kumari invited to take part in new wrestling reality show (4)
- 22: Local cobbler from Patna wants to make money by sponsoring shoes thrown at speakers (0)
- 21: Leonardo DiCaprio sick and tired of Hollywood, plans moving to Bollywood (9)
- 20: The Evening Edition | 07/20/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 19: The Truth About India (14)
- 18: Indo-Pak talks result in something constructive – a marriage proposal (5)
- 16: The Evening Edition | 07/16/2010 | Headlines That Should Have Been (0)
- 15: Bluffed by girls who use fake attractive pics on Facebook, man forms society against them (2)
- 12: Octopus Paul and India TV worried about entry of parrots, crocodiles in the astrology market (20)
- 08: Paul the Octopus held on suspicion of match-fixing (3)
- 06: Monsoon winds leave soon after arrival; as Delhiites abuse them shamelessly for coming late (8)
- 04: On Dhoni’s request, Sakshi Rawat appointed women’s cricket team captain (1)
- 02: Indian virus of reservation reaches FIFA, allows India to play 2014 WC as a “scheduled country” (0)
- 01: Aamir Khan joins Twitter, to suffix each tweet with hash-tag #perfect (0)
- June 2010 (19)
- 30: BEST OF JUNE 2010 (0)
- 29: CBI launches probe to find out why ex-supermodel has never committed suicide and is still alive (0)
- 27: The Tubelight Saga by Stayfunny Mayor: A Ripped-Apart Book Review (19)
- 25: Petrol, diesel prices to be relaxed every April Fools’ Day (0)
- 23: Honour killers to be honoured with bravery awards from next Republic Day (2)
- 21: Girl, who believes she is hot, creates chaos over why boys didn’t stare at her in the metro train (7)
- 19: “Quick marriage or grave trouble” – TV astrologer’s warning to man called Rahul worries Rahul Gandhi’s fans (0)
- 18: Housewife tries to kill self after she couldn’t find Star Plus on her TV, due to the new logo (1)
- 17: Sherlyn Chopra removes nude photo as it was not photoshopped to hide a mole; says Twitter removed it (4)
- 15: Scientists speculate Parle has discovered Viagra for height; man gains height after consuming drink (1)
- 14: Govt announces reservations of stadium seats for Jats during CWG so that they don’t play spoilsport (0)
- 12: Country that loses the England-USA soccer match will have to clean the BP oil spill, says British PM (0)
- 11: Inspired by mongoose bats, FIFA announces mongoose testes (balls) will be used during World Cup (0)
- 08: Excited TV reporter falls into borewell while covering news about a child who fell in it (6)
- 07: Schoolteacher Rosie Miss in trouble for mistaking student for her dead puppy (2)
- 06: “You are not as fat as you think. Just that you have a massive weight.” – Astro-Anjaan Predictions for the Week (0)
- 04: BCCI agrees to send women’s team to Asiad; women to represent India in men’s matches too (0)
- 03: India asks UK to return Koh-i-noor, UK asks India to return the English language (4)
- 02: Adidas comes up with Dhotis for international market to fight hot weather (14)
- May 2010 (23)
- 31: BEST OF MAY 2010 (0)
- 31: Child becomes youngest to climb Everest, refuses to come down (1)
- 30: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 31 May – Sunday 6 June (0)
- 28: CBSE grade system: Hundreds of students with CGPA 10.0 claim they are the actual toppers, march to CBSE office (0)
- 26: Prime Minister proves he loves President Oba-ma more than Bharat Ma (0)
- 25: Shameless molester SPS Rathore gets 18-month-holiday in prison so that he can smile and laugh (2)
- 23: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 24 May – Sunday 30 May (0)
- 21: Facebook responds by banning Pakistanis from using it (0)
- 20: The 3 Mistakes of My Whife by Lalu Yadav: A Ripped-Apart Book Review (0)
- 18: Mallika has liplock with snake during film promotion at Cannes, snake dies of poison (0)
- 17: Study finds Paris Hilton’s dog leads a life way better than 98% of human population (3)
- 16: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 17 May – Sunday 23 May (1)
- 15: Ravindra Jadeja finds cousin in Saeed Ajmal, who gave away 23 runs in last over against Australia (0)
- 13: Dogs hurt on being compared with Lalu Yadav and Mulayam Singh by BJP Chief (7)
- 11: Bill Gates asks for $2bn if spending night in a Dalit house wins elections for Congress (2)
- 09: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 10 May – Sunday 16 May (0)
- 08: PM agrees to demand of asking number of buffaloes in family during Census; Lalu says thanks (0)
- 07: Body scanners at Indira Gandhi Airport will soon detect if a woman has a breast implant (1)
- 05: Duckworth and Lewis admit they never actually intended to provide fair results in cricket matches (0)
- 03: Pakistanis have a special technique to lure Indian women like Madhuri Gupta and Sania Mirza : CBI (1)
- 02: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 3 May – Sunday 9 May (1)
- 02: Taliban attack Afghans as they were busy trying to figure out what cricket is (0)
- 01: Post mortem says student died because he didn’t send a Sai Baba SMS to seven people (2)
- April 2010 (23)
- 30: BEST OF APRIL 2010 (0)
- 28: Career Options for Lalit Modi: Mayawati’s Assistant, Eve-teaser and Police Informer (2)
- 26: The DiVorce Code by Dan Clown: A Ripped-Apart Book Review (2)
- 25: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 26 April – Sunday 2 May (0)
- 24: Sachin goes into hiding as enthusiastic fans turn country into circus on his birthday (0)
- 22: Sony assures security to protect Sunidhi Chauhan and Salim Merchant from Anu Malik (0)
- 20: USA worried since its cheerleaders could lose jobs if IPL gets banned (4)
- 18: Man starts feeling hot after being told that it was the hottest day in many years (0)
- 18: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 19 April – Sunday 25 April (0)
- 16: Educational reforms proposed in IITs and IIMs to make life interesting for students (2)
- 15: Shoaib Malik wants to become Indian citizen and play for India (4)
- 13: Mayawati to buy Jhansi IPL team for undisclosed male friend (1)
- 12: Student screws IIT-JEE, blames it on strange behaviour of invigilator (2)
- 11: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 12 April – Sunday 18 April (0)
- 10: Government school teacher suspended on charges of teaching in class (1)
- 08: “We don’t need no education,” dropout tells Kapil Sibal in open letter against Right to Education (4)
- 07: Hairy Potty series by J. K. Growling: A Ripped-Apart Book Review (8)
- 06: Shoaiania announce reality show to look for Qazi-cum-bodyguard (0)
- 05: Sania practises tennis wearing burqa, stumbles (6)
- 04: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 5 April – Sunday 11 April (0)
- 03: The Sick Dill-Doe: Doe falls for every guy she sees, Dill has a solution (0)
- 02: IPL players to wear loose-fitting clothes to allow space for more sponsor logos (1)
- 01: Mayawati to replace the elephant as BSP’s new election symbol; Mayawati masks, tattoos to be launched (0)
- March 2010 (22)
- 31: BEST OF MARCH 2010 (0)
- 31: “Toing” classes to be introduced in new school curriculum (4)
- 30: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 29 March – Sunday 4 April (0)
- 29: Wardrobe malfunction in WLIFW: Diaper of kid model falls off on ramp (1)
- 27: Earth Hour might save power, but it will contribute to population growth, says Ghulam Nabi Azad (0)
- 26: Five Point Everyone by Chetan Sharbat: A Ripped-Apart Book Review (5)
- 24: Men who don’t shave their armpit hair more likely to have impotent grandchildren: Survey (0)
- 22: Commentator banned for not using the term “Citi Moment of Success” in an entire over (0)
- 21: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 22 March – Sunday 28 March (0)
- 20: 6-year-old child thanks cable channel for showing porn on kids’ channel (4)
- 19: The Sick Dill-Doe: Dill wants to become a eunuch (0)
- 17: 86-year-old woman accuses Baba Ramdev of winking at her during yoga camp (4)
- 14: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 15 March – Sunday 21 March (0)
- 14: Beauticians refuse to work for Mandira Bedi as she is too old (4)
- 11: Obsessed with fixing in everything, Pakistani media now alleges punishment of cricketers was fixed (3)
- 10: Yadavs propose new Bill, demand 50% reservation for males on daily TV soaps (0)
- 09: Schoolteachers on strike to get pay hike, PM asks politicians to take classes in the interim (3)
- 08: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 8 March – Sunday 14 March (0)
- 06: Currency notes made of iron, steel and glass to make Indian rupee stronger: RBI (0)
- 04: Man uses Tide to wash off Holi colour patches, complains of skin’s white colour (2)
- 03: Mayawati wants her photos on advertisement-boards of beauty parlours in UP (4)
- 01: Cricket fan sues Priyanka Chopra for fraud as she didn’t come to watch the Hockey WC match (7)
- February 2010 (19)
- 28: BEST OF FEBRUARY 2010 (0)
- 28: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 1 March – Sunday 7 March (0)
- 26: Sachin wants all batting records; will concentrate on getting 200 consecutive ducks now (0)
- 24: God shocked after people call cricketer as God; Heaven’s RAW releases sketch of suspect (0)
- 24: Impressed by IPL Sabse Bada Ticket ad, Mamata Banerjee makes weird announcement in Rail Budget (0)
- 21: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 22 Feb – Sunday 28 Feb (0)
- 20: Mosquitoes launch Save the Mosquito campaign, attack Hussain Kuwajerwala’s toilets (0)
- 18: Dhoni reminded of Sreesanth being slapped, when Bhajji gave him a murderous look after win at Kolkata (2)
- 16: Babas revolt against new pravachan show; they want their godmanship recognised (0)
- 14: Thackeray will let Aussies play in IPL if they eat and speak Marathi (0)
- 14: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 15 Feb – Sunday 21 Feb (0)
- 12: St Valentine to descend down to earth to make “pyaar impossible” (2)
- 10: This Valentine’s Day, Sri Ram Sene will wear pink chaddis that they received last year (0)
- 08: NTMN content copied by another website, Dadawati Commission to investigate (2)
- 07: Facebook to Launch Openbook: a feature without privacy settings (0)
- 07: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 8 Feb – Sunday 14 Feb (0)
- 05: Father Dairy will help control price rise in India; its milk will be cheaper than Mother Dairy milk (0)
- 03: Yashraj Films to file a case against Rahul Dulhaniya Le Jaayega for “stealing” name of DDLJ (0)
- 01: Shahid Afridi chewed ball on advice from Anari the Off-the-Line Psychic of Facebook (4)
- January 2010 (25)
- 31: BEST OF JANUARY 2010 (1)
- 31: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 1 Feb – Sunday 7 Feb (0)
- 30: Bappi Lahiri has a naked feeling after being robbed of all jewelery by frustrated reality show contestant (0)
- 28: Maternal Grandads (Nanas) protest on the over-use of the word Baba (0)
- 26: Pakistan Premier League starts taking shape; four teams announced (0)
- 25: BCCI to buy ICC, Sharad Pawar’s driver miffed (0)
- 24: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 25 Jan – Sunday 31 Jan (0)
- 23: 3 Idiots under fire again as death toll due to electrocution while urinating rises to 13 (0)
- 20: Obama reveals he cheated in 2008 Elections; he used aliens’ powers to become President (0)
- 18: I came to India to become a Hindu saint, says Kasab; denies all charges (0)
- 17: 80 donkeys arrested in Delhi for asking for donation on account of solar eclipse (0)
- 17: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 18 Jan – Sunday 24 Jan (0)
- 16: Village boy develops a new computer language D++ to create new anti-computer software (2)
- 14: Men all over the world worried as Twilight creates demand for vamps (1)
- 12: World’s shortest building, Burj Mumbai inaugurated by Rahul Gandhi (4)
- 10: China ready to attack India for elements called Arunachalide and Tibetium, India blames the movie Avatar (2)
- 10: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 11 Jan – Sunday 17 Jan (0)
- 09: Fed up of small space to live in, people demand separate streets in Delhi (2)
- 07: Mulayam Singh to launch new bicycle in Auto Expo on Friday (0)
- 05: “The show finally SHOWED me to the world,” says Vindu Dara Singh in exclusive interview to NTMN (1)
- 04: Brad Pitt to direct “Inglourious Bitches” after the Success of “Inglourious Basterds” (0)
- 03: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 4 Jan – Sunday 10 Jan (0)
- 03: Baba Ramdev Finally Discovers Cure for AIDS: A Herbal Condom (4)
- 01: Shankar, Ehasaan and Loy found drunk in gutter on New Year’s Eve (0)
- 01: New Year Resolutions (1)
- December 2009 (30)
- 31: BEST OF DECEMBER 2009 (0)
- 31: People Who Mattered Not 2009: 3 Idiots of the Year. Elesh Parujanwala tops the list (0)
- 30: People Who Mattered Not 2009: 3 Idiots of the Year. Silvio Berlusconi stands second (3)
- 29: Colors Launches New Reality Show “Small Boss” (3)
- 29: People Who Mattered Not 2009: 3 Idiots of the Year. Rohit Varma stands third (4)
- 28: Events That Mattered Not 2009 (0)
- 27: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 28 Dec 2009 – Sunday 3 Jan 2010 (0)
- 27: And you thought only Dumbledore was gay? Sherlock Holmes was also gay! (3)
- 26: Mahesh Bhatt to copy James Cameron again, in “Sitar” (1)
- 25: NTMN’s Astrologer Bhavishya Anjaan blames Trojan Viruses for Horse Deaths; Coach Gadha Being Investigated (2)
- 24: Like Schumacher, Vajpayee announces return to politics, but in a new ‘team’ (1)
- 22: No Farting Day on Jan 1; Farting Bill soon in Parliament (3)
- 20: Reason behind slow over rate: Men in Blue talked of party, wines and rectum rockets on the field (4)
- 20: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 21 Dec – Sunday 27 Dec (0)
- 19: Vechara says Antimatter Container Stolen from CERN, Indian Govt Responsible (1)
- 17: Results of Copenhagen Climate Change Summit: Green Santa Claus this X-mas, White House renamed Green House; and more! (4)
- 15: NTMN’s Google Search Survey Yields Amusing Results (1)
- 13: Astro-Anjaan: Monday 14 Dec – Sunday 20 Dec (0)
- 12: Inspired by Telangana, Monkeys go on Hunger Strike to get Human Status (1)
- 12: Counter Strike Tournament for World Leaders: UNO (2)
- 11: bin Laden found in Norway; Obama visits him at a party (3)
- 09: Melbourne Navnirman Sena (MNS) behind Oz Racist Attacks on Indians (2)
- 08: Whopping 150k applications for Atalji Ka Vivah on Colors (4)
- 06: Viru sued for Rs 100cr by MAI for not getting those 7 runs (2)
- 06: Govt declares 5-day public holiday to celebrate India’s No.1 ranking; netas’ cricket match at Kotla (4)
- 04: Amar Singh deserts Mulayam, joins BJP (0)
- 04: NTMN launches news channel Eendeyeah Teevee (6)
- 02: Sreesanth goes to Baba Anhoni Dev, Murali considers batting (1)
- 02: Aamir Khan frisked at Chicago airport, called himself “Idiot” (0)
- 01: Pakistan Behind CAT Online Test Fiasco: Chidambaram (3)
- November 2009 (2)
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